Doron Ofir, the classy casting geniuses behind so many reality shows, are sniffing out the cast for the 3rd season of Jersey Shore already. But it looks like they’re doing a total overhaul. That’s right… no more Snooki, sigh.
But hey, let’s not dwell on the negative. Maybe there will be another Princess of Poughkeepsie or Sultan of Staten Island that just steals our hearts away. For my money, I’d like to see Antonio from My Antonio move into the house and mentor the fledgling tanners.
And don’t think this season of J. Shore will be the last we see of Snooki. I see many reality shows in her future. Or, well, that’s the only thing I see in her future.
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