The Hills: Drink Away the Pain

In honor of tonight’s premiere of The Hills, join along in a drinking game we’ve come up with to help celebrate the occasion! Remember – the more you drink, the less excruciatingly painful the episode will be to get through!

Since when did Stephanie get to be included in these? via MTV

Take a drink each time…

  • someone mentions “10 surgeries in one day”
  • Audrina is confused about her boy situation
  • Lauren is referenced
  • Kristin flirts with Brody
  • Audrina glances offscreen confused
  • a Black Eyed Peas, Timbaland, or Jason Derulo song is used

Take a shot when…

  • Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” is inevitably used
  • Stacie appears onscreen (why is she on this!?! she’s a “bartender!”)
  • Spencer’s upcoming removal from the show is foreshadowed
  • anyone discusses Kristin’s “drug problem” (I know 6 seasons is long, but this is how low we’ve come in plotlines?)
  • Stephanie eats anything

It’s been a long, strange road to this point…so I guess it shouldn’t be a surprise what a horrible wreck we’re in shape for this season.

-MK

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