In honor of tonight’s premiere of The Hills, join along in a drinking game we’ve come up with to help celebrate the occasion! Remember – the more you drink, the less excruciatingly painful the episode will be to get through!
Take a drink each time…
- someone mentions “10 surgeries in one day”
- Audrina is confused about her boy situation
- Lauren is referenced
- Kristin flirts with Brody
- Audrina glances offscreen confused
- a Black Eyed Peas, Timbaland, or Jason Derulo song is used
Take a shot when…
- Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” is inevitably used
- Stacie appears onscreen (why is she on this!?! she’s a “bartender!”)
- Spencer’s upcoming removal from the show is foreshadowed
- anyone discusses Kristin’s “drug problem” (I know 6 seasons is long, but this is how low we’ve come in plotlines?)
- Stephanie eats anything
It’s been a long, strange road to this point…so I guess it shouldn’t be a surprise what a horrible wreck we’re in shape for this season.
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