Rice Lake, Wisconsin has just elected a 19-year-old mayor… yes, 19. At the age where we were throwing up at Denny’s at 3am, Romaine Quinn is a running a town. A small Wisconsin one, but a town nonetheless. I’m excited to see the sort of political scandal that could come out of this situation. Mom finding porn under the bed? Underage drinking at a grad party? Watch out, Romaine, I heard the Rice Lake paps are notoriously ruthless.
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