Check out the trailer for the new A-TEAM remake. At first look, I was thinking: Not half bad! Lot of bad ass-ness going on here. (Although I am certain that Mr. T was available for this role, so don’t give me that b.s. about this off-brand guy.) But then I realized that this trailer was like drinking a glass of milk that you think might have gone bad… it’s all good until you sink your teeth into the first milk chunk and it’s all kind of downhill from there. That’s right, Jessica Biel, I just called you a milk chunk.
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