In this week’s roundup of events you couldn’t pay me to go to:
Ladies Night at Geisha House…am I the only one that sees the irony in this?
Celebrating an 18 year old’s birthday at Club Fais Do-Do. I can’t even make this shit up.
Saturday Nights at Kress…I don’t know what a “dance banger is,” but I sure as hell am not going to try to find out.
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