That’s right, I am committed to answering all the great mysteries of the universe, the number one mystery being: who is that Russian guy singing that weird “Trololololo” song in that video??
Well, it turns out he’s Russian singer Edward Hill on a Rusian TV show, apparently a beloved singer in his home country since the late 60’s. The song is called “I Am So Happy to Finally Be Back Home,” but is sung in the “vokaliz” style of singing without words, also known as “incredibly creepy” and “frighteningly hilarious.”
Mystery solved. World improved. You’re welcome, America .
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